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shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them

(via badtexter)

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dunplease:

dexter are you fukin kidding me you had a god damn lab in your basement pls explain wtf happened here

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chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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(via fake-mermaid)

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untamedcomets:

This is important

IMPORTANT. BOOST.

(Source: adventuringasnotagrownup, via strangeblues)

spadesslick:

l-g-m:

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cause i really

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(Source: grifflth, via sorry)

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*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
me:BALLIN
me:BALL IS LIFE
me:BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
me:KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
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Always help someone. You might be the only one that does.

Unknown (via bl-ossomed)

you were the only one that did

(via urmothafuxingnigga)

(Source: quotethat, via strangeblues)

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